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The husband sent a text to his wife at night,

“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty
clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I
return.”

but there is no reply…..

He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my
salary
at the end of the month, I’m getting you a new car”
this time,
She texts back, “OMG really?”

Husband replied,

“No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first
message”

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Never Lie To A Smart Wife

Man calls his wife: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!”

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good…

The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught a lot of fish?

He said “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pajamas?”

You’ll love the answer..!!

She says, “I did…..They’re in your fishing box”

…. Game over !!

The wife is so smart, isn't she?

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