Saving A Shirt
MAN: Have you finished ironing my silk shirt?
BUTLER: Yes, sir.
MAN: Then please bring it here. I have to get dressed!
BUTLER: Sir, I was ironing and someone knocked on the door. I went to open it and when I came back I could smell something burning…
MAN: Don’t tell me you’ve burnt my shirt!
BUTLER: I… yes, I did.
MAN: Oh, no! Fortunately, I have another silk shirt in the cupboard.
BUTLER: I know that, sir. That’s why I cut it up and patched up the one I burnt!
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A blonde and her husband listening to the neighbor’s dog Barking
A Blonde and his husband are lying in bed listening to the next-door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
“I’ve had enough of this.”
She goes downstairs then comes back up to the bed and said.
“The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?”
The blonde says,
“I put the dog in our backyard… let’s see how THEY like all the barking!”