Jasmine
Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but the car does not move at night.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without success), she angrily calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.
The technician examines the car and determines that there is nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks, “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Angry, the rich blonde asks, “How on earth could you ask such a question!? I’m not stupid, you know! Of course, I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night.”
LOL!?!?
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A blonde, brunette, and a black haired girl are running.
A blonde, a brunette, and a black-haired girl are running from the police.
So they run into a farm and split up.
The black-haired girl runs behind a cow.
The brunette runs behind a pig, and the blonde runs behind a sack of potatoes.
Night comes and the police eventually find the barn and search it.
One of the policemen looks through the cattle and shines a light on the cows.
The black hair just yells “MOOOOOOOOOO.”
The policeman thinks nothing of it and moves to the pigs.
Thinking fast, the brunette tries to mimic the pigs and yells “Oink” “Oink.”
Once again, the policeman thinks nothing of it and moves on until he stumbles upon the sacks of potatoes.
The Blonde in the best voice she can come up with yells, “POTATOES POTATOES.”
LOL!!