A Redhead man, a Bald Man, and a Blond man working on the top of a cliff.
The Redhead said, “You know, it’s the same sandwich my wife makes for me every day.” I’m so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off this cliff.
The Bald man said, “Right there with you, my friend. If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.”
The Blond man said, “With you guys, if I have ham tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.”
The next day, the Redhead man had cheese, the Bald man had jam, and the Blonde man had ham.
So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Redhead man and the bald man said, “Why didn’t they just TELL us they didn’t like their sandwiches?”
The Blond’s wife said in tears, “I don’t understand it… He made his own sandwiches!”
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A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan
A blonde woman goes to a bank in New York before going on vacation and asks for a loan of $5,000.
The banker asks, “Okay, Miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”
The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.”
The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?”
The woman is absolutely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers mock her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it for two weeks in your underground car park.
When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?”
The woman replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
And you thought blondes were dumb! Well done! Hahaha!
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