Lily
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabbit.
They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said “Oh I know.”
So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car.
Suddenly the rabbit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it.
The husband just stared at his wife and said “Honey, what did you pour on that rabbit?”
His wife just said “Hair Restorer with a permanent wave.”
Seven rabbits
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven.
Teacher: No, listen carefully again! If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven.
Teacher: Let’s try this another way! If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven.
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I’ve already got one rabbit at home.