Bean
Interviewer: “I heard you were extremely quick at math.”
Me: “Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.”
Interviewer: “What’s 14×27?”
Me: “49.”
Interviewer: “That’s not even close.”
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Me: “Yeah, but it was fast.”
All you can drink for a dime
A kid sets up a lemonade stand in front of his house, with a sign that says, “All you can drink for a dime.”
Before too long, a man happens by, sees the sign, and thinks it’s a good deal. He gives the kid a dime and the kid hands him a cup.
The man tosses it back and says, “Hey, that was pretty good. I’ll have another.”
The kid says, “That’ll be another dime.”
“Now wait a minute,” says the man, “your sign says ‘all I can drink for a dime.’”
“But you just had a cup, didn’t you?” asked the kid.
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“Yeah.”
“Well, that’s all you can drink for a dime.”
