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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife

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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am also happy with you as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended when you receive this letter stating that I will be with my 18-year-old teaching assistant at the Grand Hotel. I’m at home before midnight. – Your Husband”

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

“Dear Husband. You two are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. As a brilliant mathematician, you can easily measure the fact that 18-year-olds are much more likely to be 54-year-olds than 54-year-olds. Do not wait any longer”

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The New Blonde Stewardess

A new blonde stewardess began her first day. The route they were flying required that they make a stop in another city for the night.

Soon after their arrival, the captain showed all the flight attendants to their rooms.

The next morning the pilot was preparing everyone to leave, and he noticed his new flight attendant was missing.

He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, as he was wondering what happened to her.

She answered the phone, sobbing. “I can’t get out of my room!”

“You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?”

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The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she cried, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, ‘Do Not Disturb?!”

 

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