Home Life A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good”...

A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven.

A priest was talking to a group of kids about “being good” and going to heaven.

At the end of his talk, he asked, “Where do you want to go?”

“Heaven! Heaven!” Yelled Little Lisa.

“And what do you have to be to get there?” asked the priest.

“D…..e……a…..d!” Yelled Little Johnny.

==========================

Little Johnny Buys a Horse

Little Johnny Buys a Horse

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.

He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”

His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”

Facebook Comments
READ
Brothers and Sisters are special