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A Politician At the Chocolate Store

A Politician At the Chocolate Store

Once upon a time, there was a thief and a politician, they were friends for a long time. One day, they entered a chocolate store.

While the shopkeeper was busy looking around, the thief stole 3 chocolate bars. then they quickly left the store, the thief said to the politician: “Man! I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.” The politician replied: “You wanna see something better? Let’s go back to the shop and I’ll show you real stealing.”

So they went to the counter and the politician told the shopkeeper: “Hey do you wanna see magic?” The Shopkeeper replied: “Sure!” The politician says: “Give me one chocolate bar!”

The shopkeeper gave him one, then he ate it. He asked for a second, and he ate it as well… He asked for a third and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked: “But where’s the magic?” The politician replied: “Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find it!”

Is it funny?

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A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm.

She didn’t panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it.”

Sure enough, very quickly a snowplow arrived and she started to follow it.

She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally, the truck driver got out and asked her what she was doing.

She explained that her father told her to follow a plow in case she ever got stuck in a snowstorm.

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The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?”

 

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