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An Overweight Blonde Visits a Doctor…

A blond becomes terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

“Why that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nodded... “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop de.a..d that third day.”

“From hunger, you mean?”, asked the doctor.”

“No, from skipping everywhere.”

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Revenge of the Blonde

A blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes.

I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals.”

One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Texas?”

“T!” she answered.

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