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One day Little Jimmy was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
“Hello Jimmy, what are you up to?” he asked.
“My goldfish died and I’m gonna bury him,” Jimmy replied.
“That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbor.
“That’s because he’s inside your cat!”
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Funny story: The Australian Discovery
A few decades ago, an American, a Russian, and an Australian were having dinner.
The American says “We are so advanced, we have built airplanes that can go to outer-space.”
The other two ask, “What? Outer-space?”.
The American says, “Not exactly, but just a few inches below”.
After some time, the Russian says, “We are so advanced, we built a submarine that touches the seabed”.
The other two ask, “What? The actual seabed?”.
The Russian says, “Not exactly, just a few inches higher”.
Then, the Australian says, “Well, we have been advanced for centuries. For example, we can pee with our belly buttons!”
The other two ask, “what? Belly button?”. The Australian says, “Well, not exactly, just a few inches lower.”