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An Old Man Selling Watermelons

An old man is selling watermelons…

Its price list is 1 for $3, 3 for $10

A young man walks by and asks for a watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man.

The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.

As the young man walks away, he turns around, smiles, and says, “Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing.”

The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”


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A hip young man goes out and buys an expensive car: a Ferrari 599 GTO. It costs him almost $500,000.

He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.

An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up beside him.

The old man looks at the sleek, shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya’ got there, sonny?”

The young man replies, “It’s a Ferrari 599 GTO. It costs almost half a million dollars!”

“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man.

“Why is it so expensive?”

“Because this car is a limited edition model!” says the young man proudly.

The moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”

“No problem,” replies the owner.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.

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Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car, all right!”

At this point, the light changes and the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do.

He floors it, and within 20 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror.

It seems to be getting closer!

He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly – whhhoooossshhh!

Something whips by him, going much faster!

“What could be faster than my Ferrari ?!” the young man asks himself.

Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh!

It goes by again, heading in the opposite direction. It looked like the old man on the moped! “Couldn’t be,” the guy thinks. “How can a moped outrun a Ferrari!?”

But again, he sees a dot in his rearview mirror! Whooooosh, Ka blaMMM!

It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.

The young man jumps out and it turns out to be the old man on the moped!

He runs to the mangled old man and says, “Oh my god! Is there anything I can do for you?”

The old man whispers, “Please, please … unhook … my suspenders … from your side-view mirror…”


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