An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana to shave and cut his hair.
He tells the barber he cannot remove all the mustaches because his cheeks are wrinkled with age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he was done, the old cowboy told the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied,
“You just have to bring it back in a couple of days as everyone else does”.
Blind Cowboy Walks Into A Biker Bar
An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells at the bartender, “Hey, do you want to hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things.
1. The bartender is a blonde girl holding a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a billy-club.
3. I am a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “Well hell no, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!