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The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work:

“I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.”

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said, “I’m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.”

What did the husband think?

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A blonde female cop pulls over another female blonde.

A blonde female cop pulls over another female blonde.

The cop says “Can I have your license mam?”.

The blonde looks in her purse for 2 minutes and gets mad and says ” What does it look like?”
The cop says “It’s square with you’re facing on it.”.

The blonde keeps looking. She finds a square mirror and looks in it, and her reflection is there.

She hands it to the cop. The cop looks and says “Oh I didn’t realize you were a cop.”.

did you laugh?

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