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Never marry a girl from Texas

Finding the right woman isn’t easy. And honestly, nowadays, wives don’t get ‘orders’ from their husbands, which is totally fine as partners should equally be responsible for all those tasks that come with keeping the house clean.

But what happens when you ask your wife to do the dishes and the house cleaning? Three friends who married girls from different parts of the world did that and we can’t stop laughing because of one of the woman’s reactions. I guess that is what you get when marrying a Texas girl. This is hilarious!

The first man married a Greek girl

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Texas.

The third man married a girl from Texas. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

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The first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything either but by the third day, some of the swellings had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he pees.

Is it funny?

Is it funny?

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Jealous Husband

Husband Questions:

Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife: at home love
Husband: are you sure?

Wife: yes

Husband: turn on the blender.

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: ok my love goodbye

Once Again

Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where are you?

Wife: at home love

Husband: are you sure?

Wife: yes

Husband: turn on the blender

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: ok my love goodbye.

The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone, and asks him “Son, where is your mother?”

Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender ….. GOSH…..

She is a smart wife, isn’t she?

 

 

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