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A boy is shoving candy into his face when his mom yells at him to stop.
“Don’t eat so much candy all at once!”
“Why?” the boy replied.
“If you eat too much candy, your stomach will get bigger, and bigger, and it will eventually explode!”
The boy is shocked by this image and immediately stops eating candy.
The next day, the boy and mom go to church together, and the boy sits down next to a very visibly pregnant woman.
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The boy looks at her stomach, then up to her face, and says, “I know what you’ve been doing.”
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A teacher asked a student his parent’s names
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, “What are your parent’s names?”
The student replied, “My father’s name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling.”
The teacher said, “Are you kidding?”
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The student said, “No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking.”