A mother noticed her little daughter praying.

A mother noticed her little daughter praying.

“Please, God,” the little girl kept saying.

“Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia.”

“Why did you make such as strange request?” the mother asked.

“Because that’s what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!”

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Story about a blond, brunette, and black-haired.

There are 3 girls on an island. they are blond, brunette, and black-haired.
After 3 weeks of starvation, God comes down and says “Go home already. I will give you 1 wish each.

use it wisely.

the brunette says “I want to go home!” and poof she goes home.

the black says “I want to go home!” and poof she goes home.

the blonde says “I want my friends back!”