Home Life Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court.

Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court.

Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court.

The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, “So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?”

“Oh, no,” Baby Bear replied, “I don’t want to live with Daddy Bear.

He beat me.” “Well then, you should live with Mommy Bear,” answered the judge.

“On, no, I don’t want to live with Mommy Bear. She beat me.”

“Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?” Baby Bear said,

“I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don’t beat anybody!”

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The Bear and His Freezer

A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory.

On his way inside, he’s stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard.

“Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??” The penguin asked.

“I’m a new hire,” the polar bear replied, “I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it’d help me do my new job better.”

“Oh…Oh!” The penguin says, “I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to ‘make’ the ice but it’s your job to ‘BREAK’ the ice.”

“Oh.” Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause, he says, “So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?”

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