Jasmine
A mom visits her son for dinner, who lives with a girl roommate.
Throughout the course of the meal, his mom couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long suspected a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the night, as she watched the 2 work together, she started to surprise if there was extra between him and his roommate than met the attention. Reading his mom’s thoughts, he volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”
A couple of weeks later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I could not find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
He said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” He sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom:
I’m not saying that you simply ‘did’ take the silver plate from my home, I’m not saying that you simply ‘did not’ take the silver plate. However, the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, your son.
A number of days later, he received an e-mail from his Mom which read:
Dear Son:
I’m not saying that you simply ‘do’ sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you simply ‘do not’ sleep with her. However, fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
Love, Mother
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