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A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, “Who was that??!!”
“Oh,” replies the husband, “that was my mistress.”
The wife says, “That’s it; I want a divorce.”
“I understand,” replies her husband, “but remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But… the decision is yours.”
Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.
“Who’s that woman with Jim?” she asks.
“That’s his mistress,” replies her husband.
“Oh,” says the wife, “… Ours is prettier.”
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Husband Questions:
Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife: at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband: turn on the blender.
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye
Once Again
Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife: at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband: turn on the blender
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone and asks him “Son, where is your mother?”
Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender ….. GOSH…..
She is a smart wife, isn’t she?