Jasmine
A man and his wife entered a dentist’s office.
The man told the dentist, “Doc, I’m in a hurry. I have two friends in my car waiting for us to play golf. So forget the anesthesia and just pull the tooth and be done with it.”
The man continues, “We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it’s already 9:30. I don’t have time to wait for the anesthesia to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, my God, he’s certainly a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled out without using anything to relieve the pain.
So the dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”
The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show him.”
The Wife, the Husband, and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were at the door for their 40th wedding anniversary.
Knowing that his wife loved antiques, he bought her a beautiful old brass oil lamp.
While she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.
The wife wished for an all-expenses-paid, first-class, around the world cruise with her husband.
Shazam!
She immediately received tickets for the entire journey, as well as expensive side trips, dinners, shopping, etc.
However, the husband wished he had a female companion who was 30 years younger.
The genie smiled and…
Shazam!
Instantly he turned 93 years old.
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!