Bean
Man walks into a shop and sees a very cute dog. He asks the shop assistant, “Does your dog bite?”
shop assistant: “No, my dog doesn’t bite.”
The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog att…acks him viciously.
A little later he stumbles to the shop clerk, “Hey, you have just said your dog doesn’t bite!”
The shop clerk shrugs, “He doesn’t. But that wasn’t my dog.”
lolll………
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A Man Walking His Dogs
Ben was a proud owner of two dogs named Commonsense and Trouble.
He loved them very much and always took them to the park in the evening to have fun and play around.
They did this every day.
One day, in particular, Ben switched things up and took only Trouble to the park.
While hanging with his friends and playing games with them, he quickly noticed that Trouble was nowhere to be found.
He began searching frantically for the animal, and a lady noticed him looking distressed.
She stopped him and said, “What are you looking for?”
He answered her and said he was looking for Trouble.
Confused by his answer, she asked him again and he replied in a louder voice that he was looking for Trouble.
Pissed off, the woman yelled at him, “where’s your commonsense?”
With a polite look, he replied, “at home.”
A Man Asks Hotel If He Could Bring His Dog