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A man walks into a barbershop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.”
The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while the most beautiful woman he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes.
The man says, “You and I should spend some time together in a hotel.
She replies, “My husband wouldn’t like that.”
The man says, “Tell him you’re working overtime, and I’ll pay you the difference.”
She says, “You tell him.
He’s the one shaving you.”
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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop.
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana to shave and cut his hair.
He tells the barber he cannot remove all the mustaches because his cheeks are wrinkled with age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he was done, the old cowboy told the barber that was the cleanest shave he’d had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.
The barber replied,
“You just have to bring it back in a couple of days as everyone else does”.