Home Life A man walks into a bar and order a beer.

A man walks into a bar and order a beer.

One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.

The man says “Oh just a beer”.

The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong, why are you so down today?”.

The man said “My wife and i got into a fight, and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month”.

The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?

The man said “Well the month is up tonight”.

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A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender the wifi password

A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi.

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3

Me: There you go. So, what’s the wi-fi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

 

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