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One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong, why are you so down today?”.
The man said “My wife and i got into a fight, and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
The man said “Well the month is up tonight”.
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A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender the wifi password
A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi.
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3
Me: There you go. So, what’s the wi-fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
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