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A Man and a Monkey Walk Into a Bar

A man and a monkey walk into a bar.

The man sits down and orders a beer. The monkey jumps on the bar and eats a very old olive that was there.

The bartender says, “Did you see what your monkey did? He ate that disgusting olive!”

The man says, “Oh, he does stuff like that all the time. Just ignore it.”

The man finishes his beer and he and the monkey leave.

A few days later the man and the monkey return to the bar. The man sits down and orders a beer. The monkey jumps on the pool table and swallows the white ball.

The bartender says, “Did you see what your monkey did? He swallowed the white ball!”

The man says, “Oh, he does stuff like that all the time. Just ignore it.”

The man finishes his beer and he and the monkey leave.

A week later, the man and the monkey return to the bar. The man sits down and orders a beer. The monkey jumps on the bar, takes a cherry, sticks it up to his b-u.t.t, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender says, “This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. Your monkey stuck that cherry up his b-u.t.t and ate it.”

The man says, “Yes, he measures everything first ever since the white ball incident.

LOL!

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