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A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Pub.

A man and his dog walk into a pub.

The landlord said, “Sorry, we don’t allow pets in here.”

The man replied, “But my dog can talk. Will you let him in if he talks?

The landlord chuckled, and shook his head saying, “Yeah, sure, why not?”

The man looked at his dog and smiled, “Alright! What’s on the outside of a tree?”

The dog said, “Bark”.

“What’s on top of a house?”, he asked next.

“Roof!” the dog responded.

“What’s the opposite of smooth?”, he finally said.

“Ruff! said the dog.

The landlord snapped and stamped his feet on the ground saying, “That’s it. Get out of my bar.”

The man sighed and walked out of the bar with his dog.

Outside the pub, the man shouted at the dog saying, “What the hell was that?!”

“Yeah, I know, I’m sorry,” the dog said.

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!! 

Man Asked The Hotel If He Could Bring His Dog

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a town he planned to visit on his holiday.

He wrote: “I would love to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved.

Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?”

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:

SIR: “I have been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware, or pictures off the walls.

I’ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I’ve never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.

And, if your dog will vouch for you, you’re welcome to stay here, too.”

Maybe dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Having one means being constantly surrounded by unconditional love and loyalty. There are a lot of people who don’t understand how important our fur babies are to us saying they are just dogs, luckily, there are those who know these creatures are family members, just like this cool hotel owner.

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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