Jasmine
A little boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.
He wondered where all the other animals were but were still happy to see the horses.
“Great,” the boy replied.
“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.
“Great,” the boy replied.
“Did you and your father have a good time?” His mother asked.
“Yes, Daddy especially liked it,” the boy exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”
LOL!!
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A Lawyer and a Naughty Little Boy
A lawyer is trying to call his clients.
The phone rings and their little boy whispers, “Hello”.
Lawyer: “Is your mother here?”
Boy: (whispers) “Yes.”
Lawyer: “Can I speak with her?”
Boy: (whispers) “She’s busy.”
Lawyer: “Is your father here?”
Boy: (whispers) “Yes.”
Lawyer: “Can I speak with him?”
Boy: (whispers) “He’s busy.”
Lawyer: “Is there anyone else?”
Boy: (whispers) “Firefighters.”
Lawyer: “Can I talk to one of them?”
Boy: (whispers) They’re busy.
Lawyer: “Is there anyone else?”
Boy: (whispers) “The police department.”
Lawyer: “Well, can I talk to one of THEM?”
Boy: (whispers) “They’re busy.”
Lawyer: “Let me make it clear, your mom, dad, firefighters, and police are ALL in your house and they are ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?”
Boy: (whisper) “They’re looking for me.”
LOL!
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