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A man cheat his wife with an other blonde

There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke.

One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn’t dumb.

She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals.
That night when he got home he told his joke.

She says, “I’m not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me.”

He thought for a moment and asked, “What is the capital of Massachusetts?”

She quickly replied, “M”!

Do you know the reason why he cheated?

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A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.

A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.

When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde, “I’m sorry. Your ticket isn’t for first class. Could you please move to your seat?”

The blonde replied,”I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.”

The attendant said, “That’s fine miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.”

The blonde responded again, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to New York.”

This conversation continued, always with the blonde’s same response.

The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde.

The captain went and whispered something in the blonde’s ear and the blonde immediately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move.

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He said, “I just told her that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”

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