Jasmine
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the Morrisons store.
While he was waiting, he was approached by a man who asked him, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied, “Of course! Just go straight down this street and at the end turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I am the new minister in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get To Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a small laugh. “Awww, come on… you don’t even know how to get to the Post Office.”
This Kid Wanted A Car.
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
The dad said he’d make a deal with his son:
“You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”
The boy said, ”You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”
To this, his father replied, “Did you also notice that they walked everywhere they went?”
I laughed aloud when I found this story yesterday, it’s funny. I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is a double joy!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!