Little Tommy asks his mom if he can have some animal crackers.

Little Tommy asks his mom if he can have some animal crackers.

His mom gives him a box of crackers and tells him he can have a few.

His mom leaves and comes back in a few minutes finding all of the crackers on the floor with Tommy looking through them. His mother asks “What are you doing Tommy?”

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Tommy replies “It said don’t eat if the seal was already broken. But I can’t find a seal!”

Marriage joke: What do you want to be after reincarnating?

 

Joke: A man and his wife are listening to a guy explain his religious beliefs saying, “Every time you die you are reincarnated as a different creature.”

His wife replies, “I want to be a cow!”

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The man says, “No, a different one.”