Little Mary is at her first wedding.

Little Mary is at her first wedding.

When it’s over, she asks her mother, ‘Why did the lady change her mind?’

‘What do you mean?’ asks the mother.

‘Well,’ replies Mary.

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‘She went down the aisle with one man and came back with another.’

Three blondes were having a picnic in the park.

Three blondes were having a picnic in the park.

One of them took out a can of “one-calorie” diet cola and poured it equally into three cups.

She drank hers and the second one did the same but the third blonde just stared at her cup suspiciously.

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“I wonder who got the calorie?” she asked.