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Little Johnny and the Science Question

Little Johnny and the Science Question

A science teacher asked her students “Children if you could own one material, what would it be?

One girl said, “I would choose gold. It’s worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette.”

One boy said, “I would want platinum because it’s worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche.”

The teacher said, “Little Johnny, What would you want?”

Johnny said, “I would want silicone.” “Why would you want silicone?” Asked the teacher

“Well my mom got some, he replied, “and there’s always a Porsche or Corvette sitting in our driveway.”

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Little Johnny and Jesus Christ

Little Johnny and Jesus Christ

A preschool Sunday School teacher told her students that she wanted each of them to know a fact about Jesus by next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned.

Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”

Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”

Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”

“From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'”

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