Little Johnny and His math teacher

“If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?”

“One dollar.” answered little Johnny.

“You don’t know your basic math.” said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.

Little Johnny shook his head too, “You don’t know my daddy.”

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Little Johnny Counts to 10

The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. “Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.” “Can you tell me what comes after three?” “Four,” answers little Johnny. “What comes after six?” “Seven,” answers little Johnny.

“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?”

“A jack,” answers little Johnny.