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One afternoon L. Johnny was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch.
His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing.
She asked Johhny: “Where is my broom”
“It’s on the back porch, mom” he replied
“Please go get it”
“No mom, I am afraid of the dark”
His mother smiled and said ‘The Lord is out there too, don’t be afraid.
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L. Johnny opened the back door a little and said ‘Lord if you’re out there, hand me the broom’
A blonde girl was playing Roulette in Las Vegas
A blonde girl was playing Roulette in Las Vegas.
She was having a bad day and lost all her money except the last $100.
“What else am I going to do now?”, – she cried.
The man was sitting next to her and asked her: “Why don’t you play your age?”
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The girl put all her money on 29 and when 36 hit, she fainted.