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Little Johnny and Jesus Christ

Little Johnny and Jesus Christ

A preschool Sunday School teacher told her students that she wanted each of them to know a fact about Jesus by next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned.

Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”

Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”

Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”

“From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'”

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Little Johnny Called Daddy

A woman tried to reach her husband on his cell phone but found that she was out of credit.

She instructed her son Little Johnny to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.

After Little Johnny had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the cell phone.

Women!! ????? Hearing this Mom got angry.

She was impatiently waiting for her husband to come home from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.

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People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause.

The woman asked Little Johnny to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Little Johnny said: “The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later…”

LOL!!!

This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

Did you have a good laugh at this joke?

 

 

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