Little Johnny is in 7th grade, he asked a lot of questions to his teacher.
One day, Johnny asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H in Hour, Honour, etc.”
Her English teacher said, “We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent ” (He was even more confused???)
At lunchtime, his teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her to the empty container.
His English teacher, “What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.”
Little Johnny replied, “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent.”
Dedicated to all English Teachers.
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Johnny Was Having Problems In English Class.
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home.
She wanted to discuss his poor performance directly with his parents.
When she rang the doorbell, Johnny answered.
“Hello Johnny, I would like to talk to your mother or father.” She said.
“Sorry. but they ain’t here.” He replied.”
She said. “what is it with your grammar?”
“Haven’t got a clue,” Johnny replied.
“But dad sure was mad that they had to go bail her out again!”