Jasmine
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out!
He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing.
The principal walks by and sees him.
He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny said.
The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”
LOL!!
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L.Johnny Was Having Problems In English Class.
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home.
She wanted to discuss his poor performance directly with his parents.
When she rang the doorbell, Johnny answered.
“Hi Johnny, I’d like to talk to your mother or father.” She said.
“Sorry. but they ain’t here.” He replied.”
She said. “what is it with your grammar?”
“Haven’t got a clue,” Johnny replied.
“But dad sure was mad that they had to go bail her out again!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!