Jasmine
Little Johnny is coming down for breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks him if he had done his chores.
“Not yet,” said Little Johnny.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he’s a little pissed off so he’s going to feed the chickens and kick a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
“How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.
“Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig so you don’t get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow so you won’t have milk for a week.
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Little Johnny looks at his mother with a smile and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
L.Johnny and Darkest Secret
At school, a classmate told Little Johnny that most adults have at least one dark secret and it is very easy to earn money from them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home and when he is greeted by his mother, he says: “I know the whole truth”.
His mom quickly gives him $20 and says, “Don’t tell your dad.”
The boy happily waits for his father to come home from work and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.”
The father immediately gives him $40 and says, “Please don’t tell the secret to your mother.”
Johnny is very happy to go to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “So come give your real father a big hug.”
This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!