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Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90.
His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t believe her son got 90 in history.
After taking a closer look at the marks, she found that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 are different. She asked:
“JOHHNYYYYYYYYY… Tell me, did you add the 0 to your marks?”
“No, mum, I didn’t DO THAT.”
“I am asking you once more. Did you add that fXXXXXking 0 to your marks?”
“Mum, no, I didn’t add that 0″.
” OK, as you’re not telling the truth, you will not have pocket money in 1 month.”
“Mum, no, please, no, I really didn’t add that 0.”
” This is your last chance kid, tell me the truth.”
“……. I just added the 9 to it.”
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A guy gets shipwrecked on an island with a dog and a goat.
So a guy gets shipwrecked on an island with nothing but a dog and a goat.
As time passes, he decides he needs some action, and, well, the goats are not looking half bad.
However, anytime the man tries to make a move on the goat, the dog gets jealous, snaps at him, and won’t let him by.
Eventually, another shipwreck, this time carrying a blonde babe. Just absolutely gorgeous.
The man looks to the heavens, thank God for answering his prayers, then looks to the girl and says:
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“Would ya mind taking that dog for a walk?”
