Little Johnny asked Daddy why some of his hairs had turned white

Little Johnny: “Daddy; why some of your hairs have turned white?”

Father: “Every lie told by you makes one of my hairs white.”

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Little Johnny: “Oh now I understood why all grandfathers’ hairs are white.”

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Little Johnny asked his mother to give him $20

“Hey Mom?” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me $20?”

“Certainly not,” She replied.

“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”

His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”

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“He said, ‘Hey Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.'”