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Boy aged 4: – Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?!
Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too….and she’s the best cook & story teller in the whole world!!
Dad: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there!!
Boy: What problem?!
Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother!!
Boy: Why not?! You married mine!!!!
if you were his father, how would you reply?
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One day Little Jimmy was digging a hole in his back yard.
One day Little Jimmy was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
“Hello Jimmy, what are you up to?” he asked.
“My goldfish died and I’m gonna bury him,” Jimmy replied.
“That’s a really big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbor.
“That’s because he’s inside your cat!”