One day, Little Billy’s mother took him to his first day of school.
When they were walking to school, he looked all excited, but when his mom came back to pick him up, he looked disappointed.
Trying to cheer him up, the mother asked what he had learned today at school.
“Apparently not enough,” he said. “I have to come back tomorrow!”
A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks for a dozen of lobster
A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks the waitress what was on special. She replied, “Today we have lobster tales for 50 cents.”
He said, “I’ll take a dozen!”
She told him since it was a special he would have to pay in advance which he did. Then she said, “Are you ready for your first tale?”
He assured her he couldn’t wait. Then she began… “Once upon a time, there was this little lobster…..”
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