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A Lady Walks Into a Jewelry Store

A lady walks into a luxury jewelry store.


She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it.

When she bends over to look more closely, she accidentally breaks the wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesperson doesn’t pop up right now.

When she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and with complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, “Good Morning, Madam. How may we help you today?”

Very uncomfortably, but in the hope that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little “accident”! She asks, “Sir, what is the price of this beautiful bracelet?”

He replies, “Ma’am if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to crap when I tell you the price.”


Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator.

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building. 

When a young and beautiful woman walks into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly:

Ralph Lauren’s “Romance”, $150 an ounce! ”

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also looks very arrogantly to the old woman who says:

“Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!”

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.

Before leaving, she looks the two beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts, and says…

“Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!”

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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