Jasmine
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, “Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!”
The lady was angry and continued on her way.
On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot said again, “Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!”
She was incredibly tickled now, so she went to the store and said that she would sue the store and the bird.
The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again.
The next day, she deliberately passed by the store on purpose to test the parrot.
“Hey, lady!” it said.
“Yes?”
“You know.”
A Man Buys a Parrot
One day, a man goes to a pet store to buy a parrot.
The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks him to choose one.
The man asks, “How much does the yellow cost?”
The assistant says, “$2000”.
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it is so expensive.
The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows to typewrite and can type really fast.”
“What about the green one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “He costs $5000 because he knows to typewrite and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
“What about the red one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “That one’s $10000.”
The man says, “What does HE do?”
The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!