Jasmine
Little Johnny was with his mother as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway.
She tried to follow the traffic, but they were flying by her.
After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down the road, she looked at her speedometer to see she is doing 15 miles over the speed limit.
Slowing down she moved over to the side to let the group of cars get ahead.
She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car.
She stopped and waited for the officer to come up to her car.
As he did he said, “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Little Johnny piped up from the back seat, “I do! It’s because you couldn’t catch the other cars.”
LOL!!
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Little Johnny comes down to breakfast.
Little Johnny is coming down for breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks him if he had done his chores.
“Not yet,” said Little Johnny.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he’s a little pissed off so he’s going to feed the chickens and kick a chicken.
He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
“How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.
“Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig so you don’t get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow so you won’t have milk for a week.
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Little Johnny looks at his mother with a smile and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”
LOL!!
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