L. Johnny visits his farmer grandpa

One day, L. Johnny visits his farmer grandpa and watches him milk the cows.

The next day one of the cows runs away and his grandpa is really upset about it.

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“Don’t worry, Grandpa,” says L.Johnny helpfully, “she can’t have gone very far with an empty tank.”

The teacher was asking the end-of-the-day question

The teacher was asking the end-of-the-day question that she asks every Friday.

If the student got it right they would not have to go to school on Monday.

Little Johnny Was determined to answer correctly.

So he painted two black marbles and rolled them to the teacher’s feet.

Suddenly she shouted, “Who’s the comedian with the black balls?”.

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Johnny shouted out, “Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday suckas!”.