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L.Johnny Asked A Questions To His Teacher.

Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question.

Teacher: Okay.

Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Teacher: You can’t, it’s too big.

Johnny: Wrong. All you have to do is open the refrigerator and put it in there.

Teacher: Hm. Okay then.

Johnny: Let me ask you another question. How do put a Donkey inside that fridge?

Teacher: Easy, just open the door and put it in there.

Johnny: Still wrong. First, you have to take the elephant out, then put the donkey in the fridge.

Teacher: Uh, okay.

Johnny: Next question. If a lion had a birthday party and all the animals went to it, what animal is missing?

Teacher: All because the lion eats them.

Johnny: Wrong, the donkey is missing because he’s still in the fridge.

Teacher: Are you kidding me?

Johnny: Okay, last question. If you are at a River and crocodiles live in it, how do you get across?

Teacher: You build a boat and float across. If you try to swim across you will be eaten.

Johnny: Nope. All you have to do is swim across because all the animals went to Lion’s birthday party.

Teacher: Get out.

LOL!! So cute!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

Teacher says to Little Johnny.

“Johnny,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”

“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Johnny.

“Oh,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”

“He’s a bricklayer,” says Johnny.

The teacher thinks, hmm, working-class, what else can you expect?

“Bobby,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”

“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Bobby.

“Hmm,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”

“He’s a joiner,” says Johnny.

The teacher sees this as confirming his suspicions about the lack of linguistic skills among working-class children.

“Freddy,” he says.

“What does your father do for a living?”

“He’s a lawyer, sir,” says Freddy.

“And what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?”

“He reads The Times, sir,” says Freddy.

“Interesting,” says the teacher, ”and how much time does he spend reading the paper?”

“Not long,” says Freddy, “just until he’s finished taking a sh!t.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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