Jasmine
Little Jimmy was with his mom as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway.
She tried to keep up with the traffic, but they were flying by her.
After getting into a large group of cars flying down the road, she checked her speedometer to see she is doing 15 miles over the speed limit.
Slowing down she moved over to the side to let the group of cars get ahead.
She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car.
Pulling over she waited for the officer to come up to her car.
As he did he said, “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Little Jimmy piped up from the back seat, “Yeah! I do! It’s because you couldn’t catch the other cars.”
LOL!!
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L.Jimmy Needed To Go To The Restroom.
One day, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom at school, so he raised his hand.
The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before letting him go.
“But Miss, I am bursting to go,” said Jimmy.
“You may go, but after you say the full alphabet.”
“A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z,” he said.
Catching his mistake, the substitute asked, “Jimmy, where is the ‘P?’”
He answered, “Halfway down my legs, Miss.”
LOL!!
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