Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking.
“This is the scene”, said the teacher.
“A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”
Little Johnny raised his hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings”?
Johnny Brought Home His History Test.
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90.
His father was so happy about it.
However, his mother Karen just couldn’t believe that her son got 90 in history.
After taking a closer look at the marks, she noticed that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 are different.
“Johnny, you’re so busted. Tell me, did you add the 0 to your marks?”
“No, Mom, I didn’t.”
“I am asking you once more. Did you add that fxxking 0 to your marks?”
“Mom, no, I didn’t add that 0”.
”OK, as you’re not telling the truth, you are grounded for 1 month.”
“Mum, no, please, no, I really didn’t add that 0.”
”This is your last chance kid, tell me the truth.”
“……. I just added the 9 to it.”
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!