One day Johnny got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?”
He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class.”
She said, “Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?”
Johnny replied, “The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?’”
Johnny Was Having Problems In English Class.
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home.
She wanted to discuss his poor performance directly with his parents.
When she rang the doorbell, Johnny answered.
“Hello Johnny, I would like to talk to your mother or father.” She said.
“Sorry. but they ain’t here.” He replied.”
She said. “what is it with your grammar?”
“Haven’t got a clue,” Johnny replied.
“But dad sure was mad that they had to go bail her out again!”